script for prelinminary

Actions.
Dialogue.

Mum Sits Down In The Front Room.
Front Door opens and the Daughter Storms In.


MUM: Stands Up. What Are you doing here!? You are supposed to be at university studying over the half term!

DAUGHTER:  Sits Down On Opposite Chair. And hello to you to.

MUM: Yes, sorry, hello. But why are you back? is there something wrong? you haven't been kicked out     hav...

DAUGHTER: Mum! no its none of that.

MUM: sits down. Thank Jesus in heaven.

DAUGHTER: Mum i need to talk to you, i really do need to say something, i don't know quite how to put it and um, i don't want you to be dissapointed with me and dad, oh my lord dad, please let him forgive me.

MUM: Your waffeling, what is it babe, i'm sure we can sort it out, please tell me.

DAUGHTER: Mum! I'm. I'm. I'm. PREGNANT!

MUM: What!? How in Gods name did you manage that, you cant of had sex, no sex before marriage, you've been told that from a young age, we brought you up to think that, oh where did i go wrong, i can't believe th...

DAUGHTER: MUM! what do i do?!

MUM: We can sort this, fix it all, how far along are you?

DAUGHTER: Stands up and opens coat.  11 months...

MUM: WHAT!? Faints.

DAUGHTER: No wait. laughs. 9 months!

END.